43. Farting strategically

Woman Lying on Sofa


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You know when you really need to let one out, but you’re in public? Or, maybe you’re sitting on the sofa next to your other half and don’t want to make it seem suspicious? Well, women have really perfected the art of farting strategically. We know exactly how to move our butt cheeks to make sure that no sound escapes – though the smell is something else to worry about. Don’t worry, just blame it on your partner!