The Mystery Of Michael Calva

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Michael Calva is a regular guy who likes simple pleasures: a stroll on the beach, and a good headwind in which to fly his trusty kite. But nothing Michael has done in his life could have prepared him for this.

A trash can, Michael. A. Trash. Can. So many questions, so little time. How did he fall in? How big was the can? Did he get a gnarly scar? If you’re out there, Michael, the world wants to know!