Ingenious Esplanade Escapade!
This Reddit user unveils their latest hoax creation, FlopFlips, which is less of a beach disaster and more of an esplanade escapade. Sandals that have soles facing the opposite direction, making it appear as though the wearer is walking backwards. Farewell, stalkers!
If the final product is anything like the prototype, it will be a huge hit as a pointless stocking stuffer. Another commenter pointed out that they would also be quite well-liked among the murderous subculture. Do whatever it takes to snag me.