Valentine’s Surprise
We love this one for simply just how blunt it is. It’s not really cruel, it doesn’t publicly humiliate Dan, or go into any details about why they split—just gives out the cold hard facts of the situation.
But it’s the “sorry to do this on Valentine’s Day” that really gets us. Are you really sorry, Laura? Really? Based on the fact that this is probably the least emotive breakup note ever, we can’t imagine matter-of-fact Laura being too cut up about Dan’s feelings here.