She Didn’t See That Coming
Goodness me! We think the writer of this (impossibly neat) note maybe took it too far with the whole idea of “it’s not you, it’s me”. We know it’s kind to try and soften the blow a bit when breaking up with someone, but really “you are great but…” is just about as far as you should go with the pre-dumping compliments.
This one tries to be kind but ends up falling flat on its face—poor Erin! Just as she relaxes into this super complimentary love letter, she gets dumped out of nowhere. Not one to frame.