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Ouch. What kind of a monster dumps someone with just a short abrupt text? Especially one starting, “babe”?! We just can’t even. This is especially cruel as we have all heard this silly phrase, but mostly in cheesy movies and TV shows. We don’t expect anyone actually to use it in real life.

To be frank, if this was our significant other, we wouldn’t be too cut up about this breakup—they are clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Good riddance, we say!