The Dog Hates You!
Lol! This one really made us laugh. Though the first post-it in this series of damning statements is a little more matter-of-fact, and could suggest that the writer really does want the best for his ex-partner, the second one is just so unabashedly harsh.
It sort of looks to us like Mark tried his hardest to say something as nice and honest as possible, but then at the last minute, couldn’t resist adding a second sassier memo. We can live with losing a boyfriend, but the dog? That’s something you never get over.