When You’re Octagon
Oh dear oh dear. There is a time and a place for hilarious autocorrect fails, and certainly the dose of unexpected humor can lighten the mood of any exchange, but really, we don’t think the recipient of these breakup texts is really laughing too much.
Reading between the lines though, it looks like this person has already blown it a couple of times with their beau, and this is just one time too many. However you spell it, it looks like the magic is well and truly gone from this relationship.