2004 Chevy SSR
The Chevrolet SSR stands for “Super Sport Roadster,” but they should really have been hit with a false advertising suit. It’s actually a convertible pickup truck, which is an extremely niche market. Very few convertible buyers say, “Hey, this could really use a truck bed!” Likewise, very few pickup truck owners want their car to be a convertible. The SSR’s not “super,” hardly can be described as “sport,” and truth be told is an embarrassment to the roads. Sure, it looks like a hot rod — that doesn’t mean its underpowered engine commands the sluggishly heavy body.