Highlander 2: The Quickening
This sequel to the well-received original movie takes place at a time when Earth is protected by a massive shield that keeps out solar radiation. Connor MacLeod (Christopher Lambert) is an aging man who regains his youth after killing two assassins. His assassinations lead him into a battle with General Katana (Michael Ironside). He soon receives help from the noble Juan Ramirez (Sean Connery). The excellent cast didn’t stand a chance thanks to the movie’s idiotic plot, horrible dialogue, and general lack of direction. Roger Ebert ripped into the movie: “Highlander 2: The Quickening is the most hilariously incomprehensible movie I’ve seen in many a long day — a movie almost awesome in its badness.”