Simon Sez

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A movie has to be truly awful to destroy an actor’s movie career and that’s exactly what Simon Sez managed to accomplish for former NBA superstar Dennis Rodman. The misguided action thriller scored a 0% rating by critics on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics and moviegoers all agreed that Rodman couldn’t carry a movie on his own. One of the nicer reviews we read had this to say: “This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic — brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre’s fun, upper-class pretensions.” Yes, that was one of the nicer review comments.