The Unique Yellow

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Wear this dress and then lock it in a trunk that is placed far away in an attic. It can’t be worn again anywhere unless there is some occasion that requires you to be dressed in a “unique” manner.

Wait, are those some sort of fruits on the dress? Or are we confusing flowers with fruits? Whatever it is, it’s not impressive. Maybe this was trendy a few years ago but we don’t get it now. These kinds of dresses are just one-time use. They remain buried like a top-secret after that!