Jersey Shore Dress

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This is just a hunch, but we feel like this wedding party is straight from Bayonne, New Jersey. Much like the state they probably hail from, these dresses are loud, tacky, and trying way too hard.

From the gaudy peach of the bridesmaids’ dresses to the corset-like number the bride has on, we really wish we could fugged about these. Then there are the dresses’ trains, which seemed to be just excess fabric stapled on there, and the matching tiaras-necklace combo…