The Empire Strikes Back

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Star Wars is ridiculous. Don’t get us wrong – we love the movies. But the obsession over everything is… a bit much. In The Empire Strikes Back, Cloud City is being evacuated after being attacked by the Empire.

One guy’s running while carrying what can only be described as an intergalactic ice cream maker. A half-second of screentime didn’t stop him from getting a backstory – and an action figure!

Apparently, he was carrying his computer’s memory core containing important Rebel information. Or, you know, he was just an extra with a Seventies ‘stache who ransacked the craft services table.