The Last Samurai

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The Last Samurai is the tale of how Japan needed a white guy to save it, and that guy just happened to be Tom Cruise. Joking aside, the movie isn’t completely pulled out of the screenwriters’ kiesters, as several Western soldiers did help modernize Japanese forces in the 19th century.

Cruise’s fictional U.S. Army captain Nathan Algren apparently did a good job of marshaling the Japanese troops.

So good, in fact, that when he dismounts from his horse and the animal kicks an extra right in the family jewels, he falls right into formation again. Now THAT’S discipline!