Considering how much Kim Cattrall hates Sarah Jessica Parker these days, we’re probably never getting a proper SATC reunion. Don’t talk to us about And Just Like That… – no Samantha, no thank you.

Honestly, HBO, you’re such a Miranda. All we have left is watching the original show and the two movies… which made us discover something.

In SATC 2, the girls are sitting in a restaurant chatting away. A guy’s sitting behind Samantha and every time they cut to him – about every two seconds – he chugs his coffee. Then, one cut later, the waiter’s clearing the table. Did he get teleported away by aliens?