Star Trek Generations

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Star Trek Generations is the movie that dares ask the important questions – like, “What if we can stress test all of William Shatner’s toupées to see if they ever fall off?” They don’t, but the movie certainly does.

This extra, who should’ve never been allowed to graduate from Starfleet Academy, makes his appearance after the Enterprise successfully blows up a Klingon Bird of Prey.

As the crew celebrates, one redshirt makes a limp-wristed fist pump. It wouldn’t have been so bad if it wasn’t immediately followed by an en-fuego fist pump from Data. Don’t undermine the stars, redshirt. This is why you guys always die.