Eye On The Ball

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“I had just fallen asleep when I heard my dog outside losing his mind. I then received a notification on my phone, stating: “There is motion detected at your front door.” I open my phone to the live view of what’s happening outside, only to be greeted by an eyeball staring directly into the camera. The man standing there was mumbling to himself.

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He proceeds to knock and ring the doorbell. Now, I live in a suburban, quiet town, with wholesome neighbors who are all good people. I had decided to actually lock my door that day, which wasn’t always the case. That was a lucky thing, because the man started trying the doorknob, and then attempted to climb in through the window.

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I turned on the microphone of my security system and told the man that he would be behind bars within the hour if he didn’t leave immediately. He got all huffy and puffy, and started talking about how he was just looking for his dog “Fido.” Uh-huh, by trying to enter my house and acting like a creep on video? I’m more careful to always lock my door nowadays.”