The Return Of The Musketeers


Don’t sleep on “The Return of the Musketeers, or The Treasures of Cardinal Mazarin” just because it’s a Russian movie or because it has what might be the longest title in cinema history.

It also has something else – one of the worst, hammiest extras we’ve ever seen on any movie, Russian or otherwise. While the Musketeers are talking to a… queen, we guess, about… jewels?

We don’t know, it’s all Russian. Anyway, this guy in the black hat was supposed to go for “listening intently.” Instead, he landed somewhere north of “too campy even for RuPaul’s Drag Race.”